Woman in gym, talking to her friend: "I bought this at Wal-Mart (hiss) for $20. I only buy clothes on sale. I like to replace my clothes every year. It makes me feel good."

No consciousness about Wal-Mart and the high cost of those low prices! Privileged or should I say spoiled Americans! Replace all her clothes every year? I think only a woman would do such a thing.

Maybe I misunderstood her. I hope so.

So this patron comes up and presents me with a piece of paper, saying it was a quiz. First question, true or false:
I have boogers.

Second question:
I have a pretty smile.

Okay, well, I said True to both and made him happy. More importantly, it made him go away.