CUDDLE PARTIES? HOW BIZARRE!

Have you heard of Cuddle parties? Scott Baio, the actor, went to one in NYC and did a YouTube video on it. He didn't want to cuddle with any men (horrors!) but he did let a "small person" massage a woman's foot while it was perched on his chest. How liberal of him!





It's really very cool. You bring pajamas and change into them. Then comes a lot of rules, 45 minutes of them, and you practice saying "no". I like rule #7, No Dry Humping. Well, I don't actually see that on their website so maybe they realized people (uh, men) are too cool for that. Yeah, right.





So, no sex? What's the point, sez some men I've mentioned it to. Yeah, they're the younger types with testosterone poisoning. There is SO much value and comfort in touch! There are SO many of us who are touch deprived!

I just wish it didn't cost so much! Yes, people are trained and trying to make some kind of living from it, but it shouldn't cost $30 to get a little touch!